Facts, Heads & Tails of a Freak

So I was watching a porno, nothing new about that right? What if I told you I saw a straight one, now that's different. But what was even more different was she caught a nutt before he did! Whoa, hold on, reverse, what just happened? Yes, she bust before he did. Apparently he had her shaking in her bones. She begged him to get out of her. Now I don't know where they do that at but can we find a brotha like THAT a bit more often?

Anyway, Have you ever heard "bears" fucking?. For those of you who don't know what a bear is, in the gay community they are considered the more...jovial men a bit on the hairy side too. If they look like Barry White or close to it theyre a bear. Anyway it's not pleasant. It's actually pretty traumatizing and life changing. They really do sound like two planets trying to create a mini-star. Let me explain.

I remember one year in DC Pride 2005, I will never forget. I was at the Marriott across from the host hotel with a date, yes I do date every now and then shit a boy has needs and back then I was a young hot ass. Anyway one of my good judys at the time called me and said "GET OVER HERE NOW" So i got scared I'm sitting here like what is going on? I thought something horrible was going on and I can hear all this commotion so I throw my clothing on and I run back across the street to the Wyndham (?) I got off the elevator and it sounded like someone let animals out the zoo and put them in the rooms next to my Judys. Every homo on the 8th floor was eavesdropping and I'm sitting here "oh please bitches, you probably sound worst" But I will admit it was pretty a mix between hot and downright grotesque. *note to self never become a jovial being*

But lets be real. We all want a freak as a partner. I mean why go out of your relationship to find someone that swallows when they right at home ready to gargle like you cum is mouthwash, Yes you can have a hoe as a housewife.

It is important that you are a lover in the street, a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room and a fuckin slut in the bedroom, now am I lying?

I mean dont you think it would be hot if you could find someoen that'll fuck on the balcony in broad daylight?

They say a good facial once in a while is great for the skin, you got a man right? So why are you waiting to go to the spa tell him to turn his faucet on and get crackin!

I mean gentlemen, bottoms this is to you. I think its perfectly fine to sneak off in the early crack of the morning while you boyfriend, the top is sleeping to go ahead and fleet and come back to bed he can ride you you're Black Beauty at the Kentucky Derby. That's being courteous.

I do think it's kinda corny to ask "where you want me to nutt at shawty" just nutt already so I can go to sleep and rest my hole. Stop watching pornos that's not hot.

It is absolutely social acceptable for couples to have sex tapes a s a matter of fact sex tapes make better pornos. Fuck a script, Scripts are so lame and you know it.

Caramel Syrup or Chocolate Syrup on your mans balls is sure to get his toes curling and your sweet tooth satisfied. Experience much, yes and it works.

Riding dick when your boyfriend, husband is tired is a sure way to knock him out to sleep and get you some personal time while he is off to dreamland and sex in the shower makes for an easy clean up. I'm just saying.

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