Great Friends Stupid Advice (I Love You But Shut Up)

Why is the ones that are always boo'ed up and cuddled and caked up never have a problem getting with someone but always want to tell their single friends "oh your time will come, you just gotta be patient" Why the hell do I gotta wait around while I watch you two suck each others face apart. Were you being patient when you was riding his dick these past few weeks meanwhile you broke up with your last boyfriend just the week before. I mean damn, you didn't even wipe the spit and lube off your dick before you moved on to the next person and now you're in a "relationship" What do I look waiting? I feel like people who do that to their frieve a secret motive to have you single so that way when things aren't going right in their lives, you are always available and I am here to say it don't quite work like that and not in my book. You as a friend is going to have to come with something a bit better.

It's always the ones that can't go 3 weeks little alone 3 months without being in a relationship thats telling you to wait. I personally think they should take their own advice and find out what it mean to be really single and I mean really single like no dates, no jump offs, no none of that. I bet you any amount of money they'd feel the same way I feel right now. I am on Day 404 of no sex, no date. And don't even think this is by choice either reference [D.O.D.N.Y.C Death of Dating in New York] . Like seriously, giving "advice" for the sake of giving is not being a good friend. Being a good friend comes with understanding where the other one is coming from. If you can't relate than maybe it's just a better idea not to say anything at all. In fact, I did challenge some of my friends to turn down their next "piece" to see what its like to be single longer than a season and they refused because they would rather go blind than to not have a warm body in their bed. It's not that they won't but they can't. Being single is not a choice that people want to make if they had a change to decide.

I think it's best to say that if you haven't been single for longer than a year than you don't know what lonely mean. And don't try to use lonely in context of friends and family either because I don't you want to be kissed, hugged and carressed by your friend or some of you friends. Think about it now. Don't be a dummy.