Friday, October 9, 2009

Don't Be Scared of The Uncut Dick (Throw Lips To It...Handle It)

It's so funny when you have a penis and you accept yours for what it is and accept how it look. American culture at one point made it absolutely imperative that men get circumsized or what we slang term call "cut". Today, it's now an option and many parents are even choosing not to have their sons circumsized because of small studies shown that in fact that infant does feel pain, again I repeat, small studies.

It used to be only men of either underdeveloped countries or of Carribean or Latin-American backgrounds were uncut but now we are finding alot more American men of all different backgrounds that are not circumsized and therefore comes the question of. What do I do when I come across an uncut penis? Well first don't scream, point, cry or run. That's just ignorant, funny but ignorant. However, don't freak out. Yes he has a bit of extra skin, that skin thats protecting the head of his penis in fact is making the head of his penis sensitive. You may have seen some porn videos where the head is in fact pink or a bright red. I'm not sure if that indicates how sensitive the penis is but don't worry you didn't do anything to do it or injure it, it's indeed natural.

If you aren't afraid here is some quick, simple easy how to tricks to make his toes really curl and make the Head Bitch In Charge, literally It's simple.

1. Tuck your lips around the head of the penis STOP
2. With the suction of the back of your throat pull the foreskin forward STOP
3. Use that same suction to pull the foreskin back down STOP
4. Use your tongue and circle the head Repeat

(In the event you bring the head back up, here's what they don't expect)

5. While the foreskin is covering the head, Use your tongue and circle around the head. While doing this you are pleasure the inner foreskin and the head of the penis.
6. When all fails deepthoat BITCH! (WERK!)
7. Focus on the head, thats the major sensitive point for 9/10 uncut guys.

That's all folks. I hope this was useful.

9 comments:

  1. LOL!! i'm always loving your blog posts and looka here- i'm the first to comment! YAY me!!!

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  2. And How Do U Know This LOL

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  3. Actually, circumcision is quite common in many under-developed countries in Africa.

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  4. Oh my!!!

    Reading it is one thing...but actually bringing onself to do it is another!!!

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  5. wow wow wow at the instructions will defintely comeback to refer to the guide when i come across an uncut pena

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  6. Thought I haven't had an encounter with one (yet), I used to be one of the ignorant ones who said "eww" at the mention of one. Some say it's a hygeine thing, but there are "cut" guys who don't wash good.

    Good advice though (lol) IN CASE OF EMERGENCY!

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  7. Excellent advice (^_^) I've not yet encountered an uncut penis, now I know it could be super fun - assuming they practice GOOD hygiene LoL

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  8. I love the blog pa...sorry it took me so long to check it out...I'll be staying tune fo'sho...some of ur followers hit up ma cam during a live show last week...please tell them when I ask where they got my username, to say it's from you cuz I won't save katz who I can't trace back to a source (and i'll ignore any katz who stall and shit when I ask)--I love uncut dik...wait til my post of what I hve in FL last week ;) I use ur technique...lol...good SHIT!!!!

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  9. You are exactly right on this blog!! Lol funny as hell hut true!!! Wow it's all in how you work the head!!!

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